Knock-Knock jokes, Asian Style

I really like knock knock jokes. A LOT! But I've discovered that there is one thing that I like more than knock-knock jokes.......and that is knock-knock jokes with an ASIAN. They usually go like this.


Me: "Knock-knock"

Lucienne: "who's there?"

Me: "Chad"

Lucienne "........*whispers* Um.......what do I say next?"

Me: *almost wets myself from laughing so hard"

That's all.